hey! I started a blog!

Hello world! A while ago, a friend of mine told me I should start a blog, saying it'd interesting from what I do say to see what I hold in, the shit even I won't tell anyone. I immediately dismissed the idea, as there are already enough blogs on the internet, and then beat this friend of mine for ever suggesting such a thing. Well, after the events of today, I thought "what the shit, I'll appease the masses by letting them into my head." You might be wonder "Oh great phoenix! What could have happened today that would change your mind?" Well, I stabbed myself in the foot, with my set of keys, and it MOTHER FUCKING HURT! I mean, have you ever been stabed in the foot with a butter knife? No? Then you have no idea how much it bleeding hurts! I can't walk anywhere, and it's really disgusting.